My Days at IIT Part-4

Brief summary of the whole First day at IIT

This all started after I took admission in the abbreviated IIT. On the first day of induction all the first year were induced by the energetic speech of honourable chairman who later showed us the clip from movie " Krrish ", Later caught me and unnamed girl laughing and asked me to explain the whole situation.... Now moving to the story.

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I thought What would a moron say and I will say the exact opposite. I got enough time to think while the mike was being passed among the students from the last row, they were taking their sweet time. When the unnamed girl sitting next to me handed me the mike and said " Please don't tell on me". Listening to those words, feeling of humanity got into my veins and so I passed my mike to the grumpy guy sitting next to me. Grumpy guy showed no sign of taking the mike therefore I brought the mike closer to my mouth and urged to the chairman that "I laughed because.......he  he (pointing to the grumpy guy) asked me a doubt which was funny". Listening to the lie grumpy got surprised and in agony he hit me in my left abdomen with his elbow and hence it made everyone believed that grumpy guy was involved somehow.   

Iski shakal Miz se milti hena

Chairman said " So what's the doubt, tell us". I quickly handed my mike to grumpy guy, which he accepted reluctantly. To which chairman said " You found the doubt funny, right so you only tell us". And the mike returned to the rightful owner. I somehow gathered my humanity to stretch the hysteresis lie "Sir he said that he didn't get the timeline of the movie, how come "Nisha" got pregnant with "Krishna" while her husband "Rohit Mehra" was away for 2 years,

Courtesy: Bournvita badaye tan aur maan ki shakti..

And even after Rohit knew that Nisha was pregnant, whom was he happy for, Rohit's mom was there with nisha the whole time why was she happy. How can a genius, who can read a whole book of 400 pages in less then 10 minutes can't know how long does it take to bear child in mother's womb. And if my above proposition is assertive and still Krishna is Krrish that could only mean one thing that Jaduu never left the planet he was with Nisha the whole time, ALWAYS...   

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There was hysterical laugh, most probably everyone gave me a standing ovation, even the faculties sitting ahead were giggling. The chairman somehow controlled his laughter and said " All of you please sit down, take your seats ". After a while I and the whole auditorium settled down. To which the chairman said " Not you both, Rohit mehra and jaduu you both standup" pointing to me and grumpy guy. We both stood up arguing whom chairman referred to as rohit and jaduu. 

Aur J.K Rowling Trans

Chairman continued " After I finish my speech which I guess most probably should be over by now, I would like to have a cup of tea with you both in my office". I was like Only god knows what will happen, grumpy guy was like if god is there how could this happen. I could see the looks on the grumpy guy's face which were more grumpier now. After chairman left the auditorium I was deciding to drop the idea of  paying him a visit and thinking how all of this could happen to me, I was just trying to enjoy my first day at IIT. Meanwhile the teacher sitting ahead of me gave me and grumpy guy the look. which clearly stated that we will not be entertained in the auditorium anymore.

Chairman rah dekh raha he

Me and grumpy guy both hesitantly got up and left the auditorium, I wasn't fully ready to leave the beautiful unnamed lady alone but who could say no to coffee with chairman because I am not a tea guy. Now that I think about it even if chairman somehow forgives me I would be long dead before reaching his office along with the grumpy guy so I started moving faster then grumpy guy. Plus I thought of never saying opposite to what a moron would say. 

Courtesy: Groundhog day

As I was jolting toward chairman's office which I clearly didn't know where was, but whatever it takes to get away from grumpy guy, someone grabbed my hand from behind and stopped me. As I turn around to look, it was none another then the grumpy guy himself, all I could see on his face was his teeth more grinned, brows more denser then kochikame. He lifted his fist, I gulped, closed my eyes and murmured " It's all fault of the unnamed girl M________ sali, ladki ka chakkar bohot bura re deva". 

Courtesy: Golmaal

He said " Bro fist bumps". I was a lot surprised by his humanly nature, all of a sudden from a grizzly bear he was a gummy bear. " This is your trick right, you are going to punch me after I fist bump you " I confronted. " Why would I do that, all I ever wanted was to make everyone laugh, so that everyone would think I am jolly and that would be my first impression to all on the first day of the college, you made them laugh and more importantly blamed/credited it all to me, So again why would be I angry at you" he explained humbly. I asked again " But still we are headed towards chairman's office, doesn't that scare you?? " He said " Do you think making everyone laugh is a crime then I guess abhishek upmanyu and kunal kamra are the biggest criminal there ever will be".

Arnab goswami: How dare u, Modiji is a fakir, jhola leke chal padenge

" Who are they, some politicians I guess " I interrogated. To which he replied " Leave the analogy. About chairman, just say to him that we are from Management and he will offer you barfi with the tea you asked for ". " I don't think tea and barfi to be nice combination on the other hand Why Management? what's the secret behind it? " I questioned. "Management quota gives all higher official their extra income, therefore they somewhat respects it, hence I think it's the best strategy." Grumpy guy answered.

Courtesy: lipsink bhul gaya  

" May we come in, sir " we both said in unison when we reached the office. " Who are you both? and what do you want? " chairman questioned doubtfully. " We lost our track, can you direct us to bathroom" grumpy guy said without hesitation. " Nice try, like I can forget your names, rohit and jaadu right." chairman wittily commented. I replied " No sir I am Mohit and this would be ......" intervened by grumpy guy " Manav I am manav sir ".

At last grumpy guy got a name

Chairman said " Ok let me get this straight, I wasn't sure that you both would come but since you have, I think a punishment is in order ". I quickly retaliated by saying " I am From Management ". 

" So What " the chairman said scrutinizing me from toe to head. Those word caught me by surprise because I was in impression of getting a barfi but listening to those word I was just baffled. Therefore I looked left to Manav the grumpy guy, he again hit me in my abdomen with his elbow and said that's what exactly a moron would say. 

Meanwhile Vegeta: How many times have I told u goku that chutki isn't my waifu

General Trivia

How many letters are there in the name of the unnamed girl??

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