My first Day at IIT part 3

...Chairman looked at me (someone random). My heart raced faster than both Krrish and Toofan. 'This is it.' I thought. All the time I was thinking that nothing could be worse than ragging and I guess within few minutes I was going to find that out. I closed my eyes and was about to stand up. Just then I felt a sudden movement on the chair while I was half standing/sitting on it.

Courtesy: The weakest Hokage (chichori) ch2=d

When I opened my eyes and looked down at the base of chair where one usually sits, I saw a swarthy hand and then a swarthy face of grumpy guy without even turning my head. While I was looking at his face, his eyes were stuck to the tight Blue jeans I was wearing because his face was in the hollow space between the chair arms and chair base. In that weird position he whispered to me 'Chairman is not referring to you moron, he is looking at the teacher sitting ahead of you, now just sit down otherwise Tu hum dono ko marvayega.'  Pretty girl laughed at both of us after seeing the weird positions which we were stuck at. 

 Aur agar nahi he toh Aatmanirbhar bano Aashu se kaam chalao

I took a deep breath of relief and the teacher sitting ahead of me handed me the portable mike, so that I can pass it to the row behind me. It took me a while to realize that I have to pass the mike, after the chairman said sarcastically ' Pass the mike to that sincere Red T-shirt guy sitting on the last row. Aur vijay dada aap mike ka bass check kar lena, baby ko koi taklif nahi honi chaiye.' Everyone laughed thinking chairman was in such a jolly mood. I thought why won't he be, after all he lured so many students to take admission in IIT, Racket and also my presumption was wrong, he has ears of Daredevil and eyes of Ogla mesmer. This time I don't think I need to prove it.

Courtesy: Ogla Mesmer is asking the same about you.

While the mike was passed among the students, chairman asked the Red T-shirt guy ' Tell us your name dear.' 
After the mike was in his hands he said 'Harshal shah, Sir '. 
Chairman continued ' So Harshal tell me something what do you expect for 4 years of the your college life well that might be a long stretch, instead tell me what do you expect for the rest of your first day. 
To which Harshal said ' This is not my first day sir, I am a second year student, A volunteer.' I realized he was the same guy who made us seat at the first row. 

Courtesy: Legend wait for it.....wait for it.. Dary Volunteer

Now in order to patch his words so that no one would mock him, Chairman said ' That's even better, now tell everyone how was your first year in the college.' Harshal spoke ' Sorry to disappoint you again sir, I am Diploma D2D student, I joined this recent month only.' Everyone mocked Chairman while he was conforming to the  faculty by covering his mike ' Do we still take D2D for admission and all?' The faculty nodded. 

Courtesy: A fat Jaime lannister

Chairman said ' D2D Harshal, that puts you out of the misery. One last thing before you sit, Were you able to cope up with intelligent students in the class.' Harshal kept the mike down and sat while nodding to the chairman. Whole auditorium was silent until someone from the same row commented ' Kaise Baby, sabhi toh Nirma me he.' and hearing this, the auditorium went crazy.

Courtesy: Khudki mehnat

' So now can anyone tell me why did I only chose someone from the last row, if you all are done laughing, and if you are intelligent enough you should know that the joke was on you.' the chairman said controlling his anger. Everybody became silent again.

Vijay dada be like mujhe kya dekh rahe ho, me bhi idhar ka pass out hu

Chairman went on ' I chose from the last row because in my college days, just like him, I used to sit on last row, a shy little guy who never asked a question and look at me now here I am, standing in front of you, confident enough to address you all and asking questions to you all, now what does that makes me. ' Oxy-Moron ' the pretty girl sitting next to me commented abruptly but quitely. 

Courtesy: ASMR

I laughed a little louder because the joke was funny and she did interacted with me, So I guess this was the right time to ask her, her name as I promised myself. And then I finally asked her ' What's your name ?' She was about to say something which I bet would have started with M when I was interrupted by a tap on my back of left-shoulder. I turned, it was grumpy guy, As I saw his face I realized (M se toh bohot gandi gandi gaaliya hoti he, grumpy guy saved me unknowingly I guess). And so as a courtesy I asked him ' What's the matter? ' Grumpy guy said ' Chairman is calling you.' 'You sure?' asking so my heart beat raise. 
' Yes ' Chairman said.

Grumpy guy is like Ek Do toh mujhe bhi aati he

Chairman said ' You my dear, You laugh a lot.' I said 'Sorry' and sat down causally, to not make a scene. ' Stand up please, please stand up ' he urged me and continued ' You first year right? ' looking at me and addressing the last row. Well this time someone did care about me being in first year other then me. 

Courtesy: Justin Bieber

'Can you share the funny joke on which you were laughing, to all of us so that we can accompany you with the same' the chairman said while gesturing the students to pass the mike to the row just behind the faculty row.

I thought What would a moron say and I will say............

Courtesy: Plagiarism at it's level best

  

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