My first day at IIT part 2

Before we start part-2 if you have not gone through part-1 then make sure to go through it,

https://reasoningcuriosity.blogspot.com/2020/05/my-days-at-iit-story-by-mohit-soni.html, 

My first day at IIT part-2

After 9 life's long wait, the honorable chairman finally arrived, everybody stood up and applauded. The anchor, a 4th year student I guess, announced on mike ' I would like to call the chairman of Indus, first of his name, Mr. Bhandari on the stage to light the lamps and enlighten all the first year enthusiast. We all applauded again as the chairman climbed on the stage, he nodded to the anchor when he walked right next to the podium, to light the lamp. He swiped a matchstick to the matchbox which was given to him by a male faculty who was standing right beside him, it didn't caught the flame, he swiped it again and still the same result. I thought it was because of the air conditioner. Few moments later after chairman grew tired of striking the matchsticks and giving "what the heck is going on look to the faculty", the anchor sighed and walked toward the lamp saying 'half measures', well those frequencies made it through the mike. When he was just standing next to chairman he struck the lighter which he took out from his pocket and handed it to chairman saying 'Desperate time needs Desperate measures'. Chairman looked at him and then at the faculty, now with some more hecks.

Courtesy: Internet <  laptop <  Electricity and so on

After the lightering of the lamps, chairman went to the podium to address us all. He said ' I would like to show you all, clips from the movie which motivated me to take calculative risk, to give something to society and look at me now, where am I. But before that I would like to share few words with you about my dream, my Indus. You should all know that Indus is a farm where each and every talents of your's will be harvested in the coming 4 years. Indus, it is not like other universities, because here in Indus we believe knowledge is power and this knowledge has capability of making all your desires and dreams come true. You don't believe,  then look at me, where I am now.' 

'This guy shows clear sign of amnesia ' grumpy guy whispered in between. I giggled a little which made both the chairman and the teacher sitting ahead of me, to give me a look.

Chairman continued ' Here in Indus we believe in maintaining ....'

and saying so his voice faded. Though he was speaking but was not clearly audible, not even to the first row. The one and only faculty who was standing next to him shouted looking upwards ' Vijay dada mike nahi chal raha, kuch karoo'. Someone from the crowd yelled 

' Base badha base, Apni Baby ko base pasand he.' Everyone laughed no one saw who it was, But I believe it was someone from the last row. 

Not Courtesy: yeh baki ke log, BHAI ka kya khichne ki kosish kar rahe he.

When the cheers plummeted, chairman said pointing to the projector and the white screen to which projector was pointing, 'Until someone fixes the mike let me show you all, the clip of the movie that motivated me', which made it  quite certain that he didn't heard the comment.

Courtesy: Orangutan and Maoudy

The scene goes like: A skinny 13 year old anonymous boy is running, rather racing with a much slower animal, A white color horse (Toofan). After running for few more steps, he got this gigantic biceps and for a surprise at the same time all of his body parts grows (jitne bahar se dikhte he voh) and also he looked similar to Krithik Roshan. This is the part where all of us would agree that the clip was from the movie "KRRISH". Ultimately Krithik urf Krrishna wins the race against the odds like horse toofan because ultimately every hero wins. At the same time mike  started to work and so did the chairman, I realized he never stopped. All this time he was barking while we were wagering on who would win, the horse or Krrish.

Courtesy: Jaadu

Technically chairman resumed 'The first movie to ever risked on something which wasn't a typical Bollywood story or copied, still it got great audience and apparently gave Bollywood their first Superhero. Hearing this I quietly whispered ' Shaktiman tera baap bolega.' to which the pretty girl laughed. Well it wasn't such a good one liner but the way it came out of my mouth made both pretty girl and the chairman to look at me. As a man I didn't really care about chairman, for all I cared he could have dance with Jadu in farm while harvesting his/her/E.T. talents. 
But when that pretty girl looked at me, I made myself promise that no matter what, next time she interacts I am going to ask her, her Name.

Courtesy: Ohm......Ohm..Ohm..Ohm's law 

Chairman carried on ' Okay so before I conclude, I would like to answer any query any of you have, after all this is your first day at college and therefore it's going to be an important chapter in your life. So if anyone is having any doubt they can raise their hand.
I thought it would be tragic if Vijay dada raised his hand and asked him whether the mike was functioning properly or not,but he didn't. Actually no one did, not even Toofan{the horse (actually toofan could have question why did he lost, he wasn't even a rabbit neither did he slept in between)}. 

Courtesy: Already so funny that it doesn't need one

So chairman in frustration said ' What happened to the curiosity of this generation? What killed away your enthusiasm and curiosity?

'Apart from your speech, State board and Board examination.' grumpy guy said to me and I couldn't stop myself from laughing which definitely drew chairman's attention to both of us. He gave both of us " I have my eyes on you both look."

Courtesy: Goose disguised as cat

And after giving both of us that look he said ' If no one is going to ask anything then it's my duty to pick someone random and ask them questions.' and saying so he looked at me (a someone random)............................... 

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Footnote:

And yeah sorry for using profanity in the horse gif it was made by me, but you see it completed the gif, made it whole and I guess made you laugh. And I want to take liberty in using them(profanity) in very very necessary conditions, only if you are not prude enough which I guess you are not.  

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