After we reached chairman's office.......
Chairman said " Ok
let me get this straight, I wasn't sure that you both would come but since you
have, I think a punishment is in order ". I quickly retaliated by saying
" I am From Management ". " So What " the
chairman said scrutinizing me from toe to head. His words caught me by
surprise. Therefore I looked left to Manav the grumpy guy, he hit me in my
abdomen with his elbow and said that's what exactly a moron would say. Now
ahead.......
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| Unbelievable Ref: MISS YOU already! Hey You! Yes, you sweety nice to see you here |
Chairman Continued “ Management you say does that mean you have upper hand on us, I was gonna go easy on you not to mention your punishment but I guess I am going to get this one chance to make you regret for disrespecting an elder and above all disrespecting the chairman of a reputed institute”. “ Which institute is talking about?” Manav whispered in my ear. “Psssst Psssst quiet” I hand gestured. “ Is something wrong with you too, I can feel your urge of communicating among yourself ” Chairman enquired.
" Sorry Sir Aage se
nahi hoga pakka, just for this once let us go" I plead. To which the
chairman asked/said " Do you know what I think ". Manav softly spoke
to himself " Thinking about telling us the direction for bathroom, it's no
hurry but holding it inside is not a viable option". I asked chairman
" Is that a rhetorical question Sir ?". Chairman spoke with
conviction " I think we should increase the fees of Management Quota. How
much is it at Nirma, Do you know ?". I stood quietly with my heads down
whilst Manav said " Seven digits, Sir".
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| Meanwhile me and manav: Konsa wala? |
A bit amazed chairman
replied " Seven digits..., I don't think we can do that much". "
Me too, sir" I said. A bit irritated Chairman replied " What did you
just say, I cannot tolerate this kind of behaviour in here, Do you even know
about the teachers in here, regardless their qualifications, Do you even know
about the placements in here, and if you are still not shocked then let me tell
you that, the placements are all time high this fiscal year (boastfully), Do you
even know what kind of impression your rohit, jaadu act put up in front of all
the first year's. Never mind you won't understand and therefore the punishment, so it would be to help the librarian after the working hours to keep the
respective book in the shelf. Now you both can leave".
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| Meanwhile all time high placement |
" Can you believe how
easy we got off, just putting some books in the shelf and done." I said in
a relief while I and manav left the chairman's office. " I believe what
makes everyone laugh gets me into trouble " Manav replied. " No no
seriously, it could be a lot worse, I think the placement this year helped us a
little" I said. " I think talking about the management in front of
Chairman helped us a little" Manav sarcastically commented. To which I
replied " Don't remind me of Management quota you were the one who lured
me into it". " How else do you think I was gonna make you pay for
making Jadu real dad of krrish and blamming it all to me"Manav said in his
defence.
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| Courtesy: Tata sky laga dala toh life zingalala |
" I know and I am
sorry but that unnamed beautiful Biatch got into my head" I countered.
Manav softly complimented " Wasn't she cute!". "You mean kute,
right" I commented back. " Mock me all you want, but let me make you
aware that you were the one who laughed at her silly comment and brought us the
punishment in the first place" Manav said. I said " Leave the punishment
dude that isn't a big deal, you were complimenting about the girl right, talk
about that". Manav said " I think about her a lot since we met, her
face and smell of her hair also". I got exited while he talked about her
hair so I commented " Dove conditioner with clinic plus, right. What do
you say about that?". " I wasn't there with her in the bathroom so I
think I will pass on the conditioner idea". Manav said after a bit of
imagining.
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| Kokilaben: Toh fir kon tha...kon tha |
" Ok so besides the
hair I did really like her red lips, I wish I could get a kiss by those red
lips " I said. " A kiss you say, Do you even know her name let alone
your wish of kissing her " Manav said arrogantly. " I know that it
starts with M '' I said . " M you certain?
" Manav interrogated suspiciously. " I guess, but there won't be any
harm in asking her." I replied. " So why the hell are we debating
here, let's go to the auditorium and unreveal the nomenclature".
When we reached the auditorium door and opened it, we found the auditorium to
be empty, so the disappointed Manav and the disheartened me went back to the
chairs where we sat during the induction just to make sure that the unnamed
girl wasn't hiding anywhere near it, because for all I know she could scare me
off from behind the chairs by saying MADA....
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| Meanwhile the unnamed girl |
We looked thoroughly, all
we could find was a white handkerchief with W woven on the corner
of it, forgotten by someone on the tile which was a little bit ahead and
between unnamed girl's chair. "Whose can that be?" Manav said while
probing it. After which I asked him " Can you turn that around it's not W,
I think it's M, ( he turns it) Not that way you idiot, W
is symmetrical over Y axis, you know what just hand it over to
me". After he handed it to me I said "Ohh it's somewhat wet"
while turning it. " See it is M, which makes more
sense" I said. To which Manav asked " Why can't it be W ".
I again questioned him " Can you tell me any name that starts with W
? ". " Waqar zakar on the top of
my head " He said.
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| Waqar: Aacha yeh nahi karna, toh ek kaam karo muh me dalkar kaan se nikalo |
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Rock: So smelly that you can't resist smelling it |
" You don't abide by my theory, so you can't! " saying so I smelled the hanky in order to piss Manav. Seeing this Manav tried to snatch the handkerchief by saying " Let me smell her wetness". I too snatched and argued " I wanna smell her wetness too". " No I alone will smell her wetness" Manav said. " Tu kya Kharrid ke laya tha kya usse" saying so I grabbed one of the end as hard as I could. This epic grabbing came to end after the handkerchief was torn into 2 pieces, the one with W woven was in Manav's hand and the wet part was in mine's. I guess the quarrel turned out fine because Manav got Waqar and I got the Wetness. This victory deserved a memento so I sniffed the hanky, like Leonardo did with heroine in Wolf of the wall street, in front of already pissed Manav.
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| Chairman be like mujhe bhi sunghna he |
There is the 4th part of the series in case you missed the title, you can find link to the same parts right here : https://reasoningcuriosity.blogspot.com/2020/08/my-days-at-iit-part-4.html
