My first Day at IIT part 3

...Chairman looked at me (someone random). My heart raced faster than both Krrish and Toofan. 'This is it.' I thought. All the time I was thinking that nothing could be worse than ragging and I guess within few minutes I was going to find that out. I closed my eyes and was about to stand up. Just then I felt a sudden movement on the chair while I was half standing/sitting on it.

Courtesy: The weakest Hokage (chichori) ch2=d

When I opened my eyes and looked down at the base of chair where one usually sits, I saw a swarthy hand and then a swarthy face of grumpy guy without even turning my head. While I was looking at his face, his eyes were stuck to the tight Blue jeans I was wearing because his face was in the hollow space between the chair arms and chair base. In that weird position he whispered to me 'Chairman is not referring to you moron, he is looking at the teacher sitting ahead of you, now just sit down otherwise Tu hum dono ko marvayega.'  Pretty girl laughed at both of us after seeing the weird positions which we were stuck at. 

 Aur agar nahi he toh Aatmanirbhar bano Aashu se kaam chalao

I took a deep breath of relief and the teacher sitting ahead of me handed me the portable mike, so that I can pass it to the row behind me. It took me a while to realize that I have to pass the mike, after the chairman said sarcastically ' Pass the mike to that sincere Red T-shirt guy sitting on the last row. Aur vijay dada aap mike ka bass check kar lena, baby ko koi taklif nahi honi chaiye.' Everyone laughed thinking chairman was in such a jolly mood. I thought why won't he be, after all he lured so many students to take admission in IIT, Racket and also my presumption was wrong, he has ears of Daredevil and eyes of Ogla mesmer. This time I don't think I need to prove it.

Courtesy: Ogla Mesmer is asking the same about you.

While the mike was passed among the students, chairman asked the Red T-shirt guy ' Tell us your name dear.' 
After the mike was in his hands he said 'Harshal shah, Sir '. 
Chairman continued ' So Harshal tell me something what do you expect for 4 years of the your college life well that might be a long stretch, instead tell me what do you expect for the rest of your first day. 
To which Harshal said ' This is not my first day sir, I am a second year student, A volunteer.' I realized he was the same guy who made us seat at the first row. 

Courtesy: Legend wait for it.....wait for it.. Dary Volunteer

Now in order to patch his words so that no one would mock him, Chairman said ' That's even better, now tell everyone how was your first year in the college.' Harshal spoke ' Sorry to disappoint you again sir, I am Diploma D2D student, I joined this recent month only.' Everyone mocked Chairman while he was conforming to the  faculty by covering his mike ' Do we still take D2D for admission and all?' The faculty nodded. 

Courtesy: A fat Jaime lannister

Chairman said ' D2D Harshal, that puts you out of the misery. One last thing before you sit, Were you able to cope up with intelligent students in the class.' Harshal kept the mike down and sat while nodding to the chairman. Whole auditorium was silent until someone from the same row commented ' Kaise Baby, sabhi toh Nirma me he.' and hearing this, the auditorium went crazy.

Courtesy: Khudki mehnat

' So now can anyone tell me why did I only chose someone from the last row, if you all are done laughing, and if you are intelligent enough you should know that the joke was on you.' the chairman said controlling his anger. Everybody became silent again.

Vijay dada be like mujhe kya dekh rahe ho, me bhi idhar ka pass out hu

Chairman went on ' I chose from the last row because in my college days, just like him, I used to sit on last row, a shy little guy who never asked a question and look at me now here I am, standing in front of you, confident enough to address you all and asking questions to you all, now what does that makes me. ' Oxy-Moron ' the pretty girl sitting next to me commented abruptly but quitely. 

Courtesy: ASMR

I laughed a little louder because the joke was funny and she did interacted with me, So I guess this was the right time to ask her, her name as I promised myself. And then I finally asked her ' What's your name ?' She was about to say something which I bet would have started with M when I was interrupted by a tap on my back of left-shoulder. I turned, it was grumpy guy, As I saw his face I realized (M se toh bohot gandi gandi gaaliya hoti he, grumpy guy saved me unknowingly I guess). And so as a courtesy I asked him ' What's the matter? ' Grumpy guy said ' Chairman is calling you.' 'You sure?' asking so my heart beat raise. 
' Yes ' Chairman said.

Grumpy guy is like Ek Do toh mujhe bhi aati he

Chairman said ' You my dear, You laugh a lot.' I said 'Sorry' and sat down causally, to not make a scene. ' Stand up please, please stand up ' he urged me and continued ' You first year right? ' looking at me and addressing the last row. Well this time someone did care about me being in first year other then me. 

Courtesy: Justin Bieber

'Can you share the funny joke on which you were laughing, to all of us so that we can accompany you with the same' the chairman said while gesturing the students to pass the mike to the row just behind the faculty row.

I thought What would a moron say and I will say............

Courtesy: Plagiarism at it's level best

  

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My first day at IIT part 2

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My first day at IIT part-2

After 9 life's long wait, the honorable chairman finally arrived, everybody stood up and applauded. The anchor, a 4th year student I guess, announced on mike ' I would like to call the chairman of Indus, first of his name, Mr. Bhandari on the stage to light the lamps and enlighten all the first year enthusiast. We all applauded again as the chairman climbed on the stage, he nodded to the anchor when he walked right next to the podium, to light the lamp. He swiped a matchstick to the matchbox which was given to him by a male faculty who was standing right beside him, it didn't caught the flame, he swiped it again and still the same result. I thought it was because of the air conditioner. Few moments later after chairman grew tired of striking the matchsticks and giving "what the heck is going on look to the faculty", the anchor sighed and walked toward the lamp saying 'half measures', well those frequencies made it through the mike. When he was just standing next to chairman he struck the lighter which he took out from his pocket and handed it to chairman saying 'Desperate time needs Desperate measures'. Chairman looked at him and then at the faculty, now with some more hecks.

Courtesy: Internet <  laptop <  Electricity and so on

After the lightering of the lamps, chairman went to the podium to address us all. He said ' I would like to show you all, clips from the movie which motivated me to take calculative risk, to give something to society and look at me now, where am I. But before that I would like to share few words with you about my dream, my Indus. You should all know that Indus is a farm where each and every talents of your's will be harvested in the coming 4 years. Indus, it is not like other universities, because here in Indus we believe knowledge is power and this knowledge has capability of making all your desires and dreams come true. You don't believe,  then look at me, where I am now.' 

'This guy shows clear sign of amnesia ' grumpy guy whispered in between. I giggled a little which made both the chairman and the teacher sitting ahead of me, to give me a look.

Chairman continued ' Here in Indus we believe in maintaining ....'

and saying so his voice faded. Though he was speaking but was not clearly audible, not even to the first row. The one and only faculty who was standing next to him shouted looking upwards ' Vijay dada mike nahi chal raha, kuch karoo'. Someone from the crowd yelled 

' Base badha base, Apni Baby ko base pasand he.' Everyone laughed no one saw who it was, But I believe it was someone from the last row. 

Not Courtesy: yeh baki ke log, BHAI ka kya khichne ki kosish kar rahe he.

When the cheers plummeted, chairman said pointing to the projector and the white screen to which projector was pointing, 'Until someone fixes the mike let me show you all, the clip of the movie that motivated me', which made it  quite certain that he didn't heard the comment.

Courtesy: Orangutan and Maoudy

The scene goes like: A skinny 13 year old anonymous boy is running, rather racing with a much slower animal, A white color horse (Toofan). After running for few more steps, he got this gigantic biceps and for a surprise at the same time all of his body parts grows (jitne bahar se dikhte he voh) and also he looked similar to Krithik Roshan. This is the part where all of us would agree that the clip was from the movie "KRRISH". Ultimately Krithik urf Krrishna wins the race against the odds like horse toofan because ultimately every hero wins. At the same time mike  started to work and so did the chairman, I realized he never stopped. All this time he was barking while we were wagering on who would win, the horse or Krrish.

Courtesy: Jaadu

Technically chairman resumed 'The first movie to ever risked on something which wasn't a typical Bollywood story or copied, still it got great audience and apparently gave Bollywood their first Superhero. Hearing this I quietly whispered ' Shaktiman tera baap bolega.' to which the pretty girl laughed. Well it wasn't such a good one liner but the way it came out of my mouth made both pretty girl and the chairman to look at me. As a man I didn't really care about chairman, for all I cared he could have dance with Jadu in farm while harvesting his/her/E.T. talents. 
But when that pretty girl looked at me, I made myself promise that no matter what, next time she interacts I am going to ask her, her Name.

Courtesy: Ohm......Ohm..Ohm..Ohm's law 

Chairman carried on ' Okay so before I conclude, I would like to answer any query any of you have, after all this is your first day at college and therefore it's going to be an important chapter in your life. So if anyone is having any doubt they can raise their hand.
I thought it would be tragic if Vijay dada raised his hand and asked him whether the mike was functioning properly or not,but he didn't. Actually no one did, not even Toofan{the horse (actually toofan could have question why did he lost, he wasn't even a rabbit neither did he slept in between)}. 

Courtesy: Already so funny that it doesn't need one

So chairman in frustration said ' What happened to the curiosity of this generation? What killed away your enthusiasm and curiosity?

'Apart from your speech, State board and Board examination.' grumpy guy said to me and I couldn't stop myself from laughing which definitely drew chairman's attention to both of us. He gave both of us " I have my eyes on you both look."

Courtesy: Goose disguised as cat

And after giving both of us that look he said ' If no one is going to ask anything then it's my duty to pick someone random and ask them questions.' and saying so he looked at me (a someone random)............................... 

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MY Days at IIT

Prologue

  'What's the rank?' my father asked, handing me the ACPC booklet. I said '3000'. 'Which college?' he interrogated. 'If I don't choose computer then mostly every college.' I replied. 'Ok then computer it is and don't turn pages till last, those colleges aren't worth it.' he commanded. As I was about to move to first page my eyes were caught by this abbreviation IIT. I thought why is IIT so below, until I read it's extension which goes as 

'Indus Institute of Technology, Racharda'. I laughed at those paper pointing to IIT Racharda and said 'How much everybody has sunk for money nowadays.'

  And I am pretty sure that while handing over the fees 
(voluntary extortion) to accountant at IIT Racharda those cheque paper would have laughed back at me.

My first day at IIT (Part-1)

That day didn't started on a good note as when I was getting off the bus which had already reach the college gate, my water bottle felt down and got a crack due to which the cap was loose and hence bottle leaked a little but that seemed to be least of my worry as I was aware of ragging of first year student and was constantly reminded by my elder cousins a day before. The sliding iron gate opened as I approached them. First thing I saw was group of students at broad and open staircase attached to a building but the thing that caught my attention was airplane, a hanging airplane which was just above that group. Yeah a hanging airplane at the 'entrance staircase' of the college or as the Indusites call it 'the Airport'. I wasn't surprise by airplane as for a college which would name itself equivalent to IIT this was another cheap trick to lure students. But still I was thinking about the crimes that the airplane 

had committed for which it was hanged, 'Hiroshima Nagasaki wala toh nahi he yeh'  I thought because it looked like one.

Courtesy: USA

Courtesy: IIT Racharda (Airport)

After I collected my temporary ID I was escorted to underground auditorium or as I like to call it 'The Dungeon'.  It was big enough to accommodate 700 people and therefore it seemed quite empty. I guess bus dropped me early because even last row was nearly empty. As a ritual that most of engineers follow, of filling the last row first so I went to last row, on the leftmost corner of last row I saw a girl with fair complexion, open hair like a princess. When I went to sit next to her I could even smell the breeze of shampoo she used, it was clinic plus and dove conditioner. Just as I was about to sit adjacent to her I felt a sudden movement on my chair, when I looked below I saw a swarthy hand on the part of chair where one usually sits and attached to that hand was of course a swarthy boy about same age as me.

He was staring at me, and his expression were grumpy and in bitter anger with both side of his jaw clenched. My assumption was that he was her BF. At that point I quickly thought what would a moron do and I will do the exact  opposite. Usually a moron would sit on his hand and the chair simultaneously apart from which flipping the bird would be complimentary. And the opposite to that would be giving him the chair with a happy face because who wants to get beaten on their first day of college.  Hence I went with the latter. Even after that his face was grumpy and teeth grinned. I guess that was his natural look.                         

Courtesy: Taimur

Well he behaved like a wildling because this is how they impress a female in animal kingdom by intimidating other preferable male candidates. I don't know what we were waiting for in that auditorium but as I was sitting away from that pretty girl, I needed some other reason to be there. After few minutes that grumpy guy abruptly asked the pretty girl sitting next to her 'What is your name?'. Just as she opened her rosy lips to tell her name, which by the shape of those lips I bet would have started with syllable "K", she was interrupted by a skinny male, slightly taller then me.

He said " As you can see that the first row, behind that of faculties is empty, and the chairman wouldn't be happy to address an auditorium with empty first row, so all in the last row go and sit in first row. I revolted instantaneously ' No matter how many go and sit in the first row there will always be a last row and if you are sending us to first row then who will sit here.' He rhetoricated ' you first year right?' I nodded, he couldn't have care less and then he continued ' So let us volunteer worry about that.'

Listening to that grumpy guy who was sitting between me and that pretty princess, stood up and rushed to the first row as eager as a HAPSI, and sat on second chair to the left (same column as to previous row) of first row. This way he marked his territory and showed his intention of sitting next to pretty girl again, so I honored them and sat on his right side. But to my and grumpy guy's amusement she sat right next to me. I bet his GF sitting next to me, made him even more grumpy. Oh wait I did recall something lets prove it: 
Hypothesis: Grumpy guy is not princess's BF.
Proof:
Step1: Lets assume Grumpy guy = Princess's BF
Step2: Still he asked her, her name.
Step3: Conclusion is that he can never be her BF, and hence our               Assumption was wrong because it contradicts our conclusion.

Courtesy: Mahesh Tutorials

As I was being happy about some of the things sitting around me, the grumpy guy pushed me back while half sitting on chair, leaned toward pretty girl and asked her  'Your name, you were interupted earlier '. 

' KUTTE apna kaam kar tu.' she replied ferociously. I thought  she has quality of both Princess aur Phulandevi, and sentence did started with 'K'. Well that made the untamed dog (grumpy guy) to return to his kennel quietly.

  Courtesy: T-rex

After an hour there still wasn't any sign of chairman of IIT Racket. Oh I meant IIT Racharda. So I took my cracked bottle out and drank a sip while there was pandemonium in the auditorium. The pretty girl asked me ' Is that water? Can I have some? ' I passed my bottle to her even before my neuron could send message to hand. While she was drinking it I could sense a pair of eyes staring right through me, I looked left it was grumpy guy who was either staring at the bottle or the girl. Well I couldn't have passed the girl to him so after she finished drinking as a courtesy I did the gesture of handing over the bottle to him saying ' Do you want some?' 
'What's in it?' he asked suspiciously. 
'POPPY ka dudh he, piyega' I said.

 Courtesy: what is dead may never die

After which he looked at me like the white walker king and snatched away the bottle, emptying 3/4th of it. 'Hapsi kahi kaaa' I murmured........

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