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Affects of Corona

Corona, How does this Contagious Virus affects Common people? What modiji has done to stall Corona? What should be done at home to make life more entertaining? Why is India more prone to this virus? Current statistics of this virus, And on random note How to earn through blogging?

Why are u here?

Corona, I am dam sure u are fed up by this term And the last thing u might wanna do is read about it, in some Noice blog. Well I don't fancy blog or bloggers but sitting idle at home make u do things, Terrible Things like  Diya Zalana (Lighting lamps, sometime cylinder will also do

the trick), Thali Bazana ( Making announcement for upcoming babies) and sometime searching on google how to earn while sitting at home (blogging). I don't know much about the first two but the latter got my attention and here u are, reading it.

Origins:

There are many legends about how the corona virus started, 
some says it all begin at wuhan market in china, some say it all started at justin beiber concert while others believe it was big boss who did it, so that everyone can get the real time feel of playing it (90 days of Hulle Hulla Reh Hulle Hulle) while one should look at the positive side of it that for 90 days people can sleep at footpath without worrying about the consequences.

Courtesy : Black Buck

But what I think how this all started is, if u have seen "THE OFFICE" u might recall the episode where bat is stuck inside the office and in order to catch the bat dwight pulled the sack and caught both meredith and bat inside that sack and the rest is history.

   Courtesy: The Office

Impacts of Corona:

Corona did affected everyone, it was pleasant for few (endangered species and animal kingdom), while it brought work from home to the others.

 I also got affected by this virus outbreak, because as an engineer myself i follow the ritual of bathing every new moon night but due to this i had to break my solemn vow. 

The major impact of Corona was Quarantine which started on 21st march 2020 on the order of our honorable PM Modiji, It was to be followed till 15 days but thanks to taglibhi jamaat and their beloved followers seeing their passion and dedication it has been extended till first week of May and god knows what will happen after that.  

Leader of taglibhi jamaat Muhammad Saad Kandhlawi fan of our beloved Salman Khan as salman's movie "Jai Ho" had deep impact on him, They all deeply followed the message given by the film in their own way which is "If anyone of us has corona then don't be quarantine instead give corona to three others and tell them to give corona to other three and make chain go on."

What should be done to make life entertaining?

Well apart from roaming outside with ur butt still intact u can play truth and dare and if someone chooses dare tell them to sneeze in front of nearest daroga (police hawaldar) 

that would be quite entertaining to watch. You can also listen to Masakali 2.0 as a bold move, or u can share this blog to the needy ones, well it will be entertaining for me though.

Courtesy: Hindustan Times

Precaution to be taken care of :

As I stated earlier i fear this virus and so does modiji, and therefore both of us appeal u to stay at home and wash ur hand with sanitizer, soap, patanjali Keshkanti anything that kill germs and anti-national elements. Trust me I fear this virus so much that even after bathing i wash my hands with sanitizer. On that note i would like to this end this blog so be safe and don't spit on policewala and doctors.

NOTE: I would like to thank modiji because, because of him i was able to know that i have a sibling, who roams around my room as i am writing this and it is quite good to have someone around in this Quarantine if they don't have corona,  Oh Shit She Sneezed Twice ....